Monday, April 29, 2013

5000 Questions Part Thirty {2901 - 3000}


Part Thirty-One

2901. have you ever written a letter to:

a friend:Yup, Many

a lover:Yup

a celebrity:No


the president/leader of your country:No

2902. Why are ciggarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell ciggarettes when they are so unhealthya nd dangerous?
Because we're a relatively hypocritical society that bans certain "bad" substances {marijuana, coke, etc} while alls others to be sold given their buyers are are old enough {nicotine, alchol}.
Now after all these years they want to ban smoking everywhere, which isn't right { No, I'm a non smoker}

They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke.

2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator?
Nope, though I don't take the elevator to much!

2904. What's your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
The Shining

2905. Who should play the part of Superman?
It wouldn't matter to me cause I don't like Superman, well if Sam Elliott played it it I probably would watch

2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate's friends hang out?

2907. Doritos or Cheetos?

2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day?
No, Twice a day

2911. Should I stop making question swith multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question?
It doesn't matter

2912. What gives your ego a boost?
Not much

2913. What knocks your ego down?
Me being stupid

2914. Live and let live or live and let die?
Live and let live

2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst's art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldedhyde?
That sounds intriguing

2916. Why is it that 70 percent of americans Do Not want to go to war with Iraq and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway?
Because the balance of power in this country is screwy

Is this democracy?

2917. Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.


Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

Which life do you choose?

I would be with my family!

2918. Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?
Good question!

Should there be?

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?
Someone being themself

2919. If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?
No, I don't get offened easy

2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?
Previous proof that it works

2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?
I'd beat the crap out of him and then tell my brothers so they would go and beat the crap out of him.

2922. What do you represent?

2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?

flowers:Love you

slippers:You have cold feet

candles:Took time to pick something out

diamond necklace:I have money! Watch me buy stuff

gift certificate:I had no idea what to get you

cash:I didn't have no time to look for any thing

books:Hope you know how to read

2924. Have you ever completed a paint by number?
It's been years

If yes of what?/
Horses, Birds, Panda Bears and I don't know what else

2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?
About Christmas 2011 with our great neice and nephews

2926. What have you been caught doing?
Trying to get out off bed when I wasn't suppose to when I was in the hospital last month

2927. Does temptation make you do what you love?
Nope, doing what I love makes me do what I love

2928. Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?
Nope, Not that I see

2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?
Is that what those papers are that comes with the items. Never read any

2930. Will yu ever reach your full potential?
I really really hope so

2931. Who is your biggest fan?
The love of my life

2932. Who do you take care of?
My Husband and my Two Babies Princess And Angel

Who takes care of you?
My husband

2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?
That would certainly change things

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?
Everyone needs a lawyer but, no if I felt if the client was completely wrong he/she would have to find another lawyer

2934. Is it sexy in here or is it just me?
My sexy hubby is here

2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?
I would draw a smiley or a flower or something snazzy like that

2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?
I haven't done that in years...I use to be able to make a swan and a boat.

2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?
Be genuine, be kind, be polite

2938. What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?
Never came up with anything

2939. Do you like answering questions about:

your life?Sure

your taste?Yup



art?Not really, I don't know to much about art

politics?No, I'll pass, don't like to talk about politics

life?Is this different from My Life? Ya

religion?Not really

issues?Long as it's not politics

sex?Why not

loved ones?Of course



math?I guess so


hypothetical situations?Yes

things that require lots of thought?Those are the best

2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?
Everything else as bake sales and every other kind

2941. What would you think of a new reality tv game show where real life criminals on death row competed in life threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentance?
Did you know that they are considering making this a show?
Would you watch it?
I don't watch reality shows

2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to?
Paper Roses by Marie Osmaond

2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like?
I haven't watched cartoons for a long time, but it would be Scooby Doo

2944. If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
Anything is possible

2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
It's the shape of the shirt

2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?
Yes I would

If so how?
I wouldn't go that way

2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?
Chop it off

2947. If you are a girl have you ever experianced penis envy?
JR would say so, yes. He'd have quite a bit to say about Tam

If you are a guy would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?

2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)
"....that learning can be fun and engaging activity.

2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?
Buy an outfit from their store and check out the company and get familiar with what they have and sell. I am energitic and have a positive attitude,flexible hours

2950. How do you stop pop up ads?
Got a pop up blocker

2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???
I'd just wait until the bus came and explain my situation. Most bus drivers I'v come across are pretty lenient with that kind of stuff if people seem to be sincere. If not like I always say, Walking ain't crowded

2952. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?
About half an hour, It's pretty organized now

2953. Make up a nickname for your bedroom:

2954. What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)

There they are a-standing in a row.

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,
That's what the showman said

2955. Where ARE the wild things?
In my husbands pants

2956. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?
All 6 cd's of Tracy Byrd

2957. Let's play Jeapordy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-)

I'll give some give the questions.

Ready? Begin.

The answer is:

What is the primary color of McDald's Grimace?

What is a chrmatically-titled Coldplay song?

Want is something you light and gives off a smell?

What is coka-cola's main competitor?

What does the world need?

What is the eldest daughter of the Simpson's name?

What is a white, fluffy material used for making clothes, among other things?

What is American's red, white and blue?

What is 6 x 7?

2958. Pick a letter.

List some great words starting with that letter:

2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care?
Only if i'm a non-Beatle

2960. Have you told your parents you love them today?
I had told them I love & miss them....My mother passed away 21 years ago and my dad passed away a year and half ago

2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?
The numberson pencils indicate the hardness of the lead, with larger numbers indicating harder leads.

2962. Have you ever cross-dressed?

2963. Are we living in a world without end?

2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave?
This species disappointed me

2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?
Not really

2966. Are you singing in the rain?
Nope, I don't want to go out in the rain

2967. Should the sopranos actors ahve been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?
If they wanted to they should

2968. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?
I would say regular sex

2969. Is it time to switch to Decaf?
The only thing I dri aside from water and hot Chocolate is tea, and no, you don't get to take my caffeine out of it.

2970. Why is it that the truth hurts?
Because we're all more flawed than we care to think

2971. How do you feel about:

ticketmaster?It's great! Use it all the time

scalpers?Don't know never got anything off of scalpers, never wanted to

2972. What are you guilty of?
Loving my husband mor than live!

2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high?

sniffed glue:No

sniffed magic markers:No

ate paste:Nope

drank Nyquil, rRobitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug:Nope

'huffed' (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product:No


2974. What gives you inner stregnth?
Willpower gives me my inner stregnth

2975. ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone?
Cookie Monster found them

2976. What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?
Sorry I buy a gift for someone I don't like

2977. If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?

Why or why not?
The service has to be really really bad for me to skip the tip!

2978. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?
Who's not playin? Holler "aye"

2979. What Race/nationality was Jesus?

2980. What was one evening you'll never forget?
My wedding night

2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:
Among twenty snowy mountains,
The only moving thing
Was the eye ofthe blackbird.

I was of three minds,
Like a tree
In whinch there are three blackbirds
The Blackbird whirled in the autumn winds.
It was a small part of the pantomime
A man and a woman are one
A manand a woman and a blackbird are one.
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauti of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.
Icicles filled the long window
With barbaric glass.
The shadow of the blackbird
crossed it, to and fro.
The nood
Traced in the shadow
An indecipherable cause.
 O thin men of Haddam,
Why do you imagine golden birds?
Do not see how the blackbird
Walks around the feet
Of woman about you?

I know noble accents
And lucid, inescapable rhythms;
But I know, too,
That the blackbird is involved
In what I know.

When the blackbird flew out of sight,
It marked the edge
Of one of many circles

At the sight of blackbirds
Flying in a green light,
Even the bawds of euphony
Would cry out sharply.

He rode over Connecticut
In a glass coach.
Once, a fear pierced him,
In that he mistook
The shadow of his equipage
For blackbirds.

The river is moving.
The blackbird must be flying.

It was evening all afternoon.
It was snowing
And it was going to snow.
The blackbird sat
In the cedar-limbs.

"I think this is it, I haven't thought of it in along time, Hope I remembered it the right way"
 2982. Trick or Treat?
Smell my feet, Give me something good to eat

2983. If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?
Monoply with real money sounds great

2984. Are you having trouble with aol 8.0?
I don't have aol
Or if you don't have aol...have you ever been to a podiatrist?

2985. If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?

1Thou shall not betray your friends, loved ones, nor strangers
2Thou shall be as Honest as is possible
3Thou shall be remain genuine, no matter what trail and tribulations may test you

4Thou shall be offer your love generously and love graciously
5Thou shall give thanks to your parents for giving you entrance into the world, and remind them that you love them often

6Thou shall love your children with generosity of heart, care and wisdon
7Thou shall stay true to yourself no matter how harshly tested

8Thou shall give thanks to the Power that'd be for the gifts life has rendered unto you
9Thou shall not curse life for the times when it seems to have turned against you

10Thou shall respect, love and appreciate all living things upon this earth, and bow to Nature's Bounty, Mystery and Splendour

2986. When people lose weight, where does it go?
It's still there it just shrinks

2987. Your mate/partner/wife or husband/longterm boy or girlfriend/etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity's attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweety as well(although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one night stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweeties one and only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say:
Celebrity or not, Pack your clothes! Cheating is Cheating

2988. Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?
if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?

If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?

2989. What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?
White and Whole Wheat

2990. Are you emotionaly articulate?
I'm emotionally spatacular, unfortunatey
2991. Does everything happen for a reason?
I believe so

2992. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?
Sure do
If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?
I think so

2993. Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?

2994. Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?
Yes, but we won't discuss it here cause I don't feel like beins even more depress about it than I already am
Can you think of a window that has opened?
Moving to a new state can bring about some opened windows

2995. What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?
Things won't be created/invented unless they're needed by someone
Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:

survival skills?

2996. What helps you to get over a Major heartache?
I wish I knew so I could get over mine

2997. Can you depend completely upon yourself?
Yes, If I had to
have you ever tried?
2998. How can you tell the differance between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?
The end of one part of my life the drama dying out and the begining of a beautiful in the next part in a new state drama free!!

2999. Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?
Yes, I read The Awakening
If not, I suggest that you do.
Already done

3000. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?
Yes, Indeed

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