Part Thirty-One
2901. have you ever written a letter to:
a friend:Yup, Many
a lover:Yup
a celebrity:No
congress/house/reps:No
the president/leader of your country:No
2902. Why are ciggarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell ciggarettes when they are so unhealthya nd dangerous?
Because we're a relatively hypocritical society that bans certain "bad" substances {marijuana, coke, etc} while alls others to be sold given their buyers are are old enough {nicotine, alchol}.
Now after all these years they want to ban smoking everywhere, which isn't right { No, I'm a non smoker}
They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke.
2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator?
Nope, though I don't take the elevator to much!
2904. What's your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
The Shining
2905. Who should play the part of Superman?
It wouldn't matter to me cause I don't like Superman, well if Sam Elliott played it it I probably would watch
2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate's friends hang out?
Yes
2907. Doritos or Cheetos?
Neither
2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day?
No, Twice a day
2911. Should I stop making question swith multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question?
It doesn't matter
2912. What gives your ego a boost?
Not much
2913. What knocks your ego down?
Me being stupid
2914. Live and let live or live and let die?
Live and let live
2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst's art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldedhyde?
That sounds intriguing
2916. Why is it that 70 percent of americans Do Not want to go to war with Iraq and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway?
Because the balance of power in this country is screwy
Is this democracy?
Yes
2917. Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:
One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.
OR
Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.
Which life do you choose?
One
WHY?
I would be with my family!
2918. Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?
Good question!
Should there be?
Yes
What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?
Someone being themself
2919. If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?
No, I don't get offened easy
2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?
Previous proof that it works
2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?
I'd beat the crap out of him and then tell my brothers so they would go and beat the crap out of him.
2922. What do you represent?
Mysterious
2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?
flowers:Love you
slippers:You have cold feet
candles:Took time to pick something out
diamond necklace:I have money! Watch me buy stuff
gift certificate:I had no idea what to get you
cash:I didn't have no time to look for any thing
books:Hope you know how to read
2924. Have you ever completed a paint by number?
It's been years
If yes of what?/
Horses, Birds, Panda Bears and I don't know what else
2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?
About Christmas 2011 with our great neice and nephews
2926. What have you been caught doing?
Trying to get out off bed when I wasn't suppose to when I was in the hospital last month
2927. Does temptation make you do what you love?
Nope, doing what I love makes me do what I love
2928. Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?
Nope, Not that I see
2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?
Is that what those papers are that comes with the items. Never read any
2930. Will yu ever reach your full potential?
I really really hope so
2931. Who is your biggest fan?
The love of my life
2932. Who do you take care of?
My Husband and my Two Babies Princess And Angel
Who takes care of you?
My husband
2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?
That would certainly change things
If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?
Everyone needs a lawyer but, no if I felt if the client was completely wrong he/she would have to find another lawyer
2934. Is it sexy in here or is it just me?
My sexy hubby is here
2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?
I would draw a smiley or a flower or something snazzy like that
2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?
I haven't done that in years...I use to be able to make a swan and a boat.
2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?
Be genuine, be kind, be polite
2938. What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?
Never came up with anything
2939. Do you like answering questions about:
your life?Sure
your taste?Yup
tv?Sure
music?Yes
art?Not really, I don't know to much about art
politics?No, I'll pass, don't like to talk about politics
life?Is this different from My Life? Ya
religion?Not really
issues?Long as it's not politics
sex?Why not
loved ones?Of course
favorites?Yup
objects?Yup
math?I guess so
philosophy?No
hypothetical situations?Yes
things that require lots of thought?Those are the best
2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?
Everything else as bake sales and every other kind
2941. What would you think of a new reality tv game show where real life criminals on death row competed in life threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentance?
Did you know that they are considering making this a show?
Would you watch it?
I don't watch reality shows
2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to?
Paper Roses by Marie Osmaond
2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like?
I haven't watched cartoons for a long time, but it would be Scooby Doo
2944. If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
Anything is possible
2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
It's the shape of the shirt
2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?
Yes I would
If so how?
I wouldn't go that way
2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?
Chop it off
2947. If you are a girl have you ever experianced penis envy?
JR would say so, yes. He'd have quite a bit to say about Tam
If you are a guy would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?
2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)
"....that learning can be fun and engaging activity.
2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?
Buy an outfit from their store and check out the company and get familiar with what they have and sell. I am energitic and have a positive attitude,flexible hours
2950. How do you stop pop up ads?
Got a pop up blocker
2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???
I'd just wait until the bus came and explain my situation. Most bus drivers I'v come across are pretty lenient with that kind of stuff if people seem to be sincere. If not like I always say, Walking ain't crowded
2952. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?
About half an hour, It's pretty organized now
2953. Make up a nickname for your bedroom:
Sexy
2954. What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)
There they are a-standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,
That's what the showman said
2955. Where ARE the wild things?
In my husbands pants
2956. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?
All 6 cd's of Tracy Byrd
2957. Let's play Jeapordy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-)
I'll give some answers..you give the questions.
Ready? Begin.
The answer is:
Purple
What is the primary color of McDald's Grimace?
Yellow
What is a chrmatically-titled Coldplay song?
Candle
Want is something you light and gives off a smell?
Pepsi
What is coka-cola's main competitor?
Peace
What does the world need?
Lisa
What is the eldest daughter of the Simpson's name?
Cotton
What is a white, fluffy material used for making clothes, among other things?
Flag
What is American's red, white and blue?
42
What is 6 x 7?
2958. Pick a letter.
T
List some great words starting with that letter:
Trustwothy....Trustful.....Tasteful.....Taunting
2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care?
Only if i'm a non-Beatle
2960. Have you told your parents you love them today?
I had told them I love & miss them....My mother passed away 21 years ago and my dad passed away a year and half ago
2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?
The numberson pencils indicate the hardness of the lead, with larger numbers indicating harder leads.
2962. Have you ever cross-dressed?
Nope
2963. Are we living in a world without end?
Doubtful
2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave?
This species disappointed me
2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?
Not really
2966. Are you singing in the rain?
Nope, I don't want to go out in the rain
2967. Should the sopranos actors ahve been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?
If they wanted to they should
2968. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?
I would say regular sex
2969. Is it time to switch to Decaf?
The only thing I dri aside from water and hot Chocolate is tea, and no, you don't get to take my caffeine out of it.
2970. Why is it that the truth hurts?
Because we're all more flawed than we care to think
2971. How do you feel about:
ticketmaster?It's great! Use it all the time
scalpers?Don't know never got anything off of scalpers, never wanted to
2972. What are you guilty of?
Loving my husband mor than live!
2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high?
sniffed glue:No
sniffed magic markers:No
ate paste:Nope
drank Nyquil, rRobitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug:Nope
'huffed' (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product:No
whip-its:Nope
2974. What gives you inner stregnth?
Willpower gives me my inner stregnth
2975. ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone?
Cookie Monster found them
2976. What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?
Sorry I buy a gift for someone I don't like
2977. If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?
Maybe
Why or why not?
The service has to be really really bad for me to skip the tip!
2978. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?
Who's not playin? Holler "aye"
2979. What Race/nationality was Jesus?
Holy
2980. What was one evening you'll never forget?
My wedding night
2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:
{1}
Among twenty snowy mountains,
The only moving thing
Was the eye ofthe blackbird.
a friend:Yup, Many
a lover:Yup
a celebrity:No
congress/house/reps:No
the president/leader of your country:No
2902. Why are ciggarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell ciggarettes when they are so unhealthya nd dangerous?
Because we're a relatively hypocritical society that bans certain "bad" substances {marijuana, coke, etc} while alls others to be sold given their buyers are are old enough {nicotine, alchol}.
Now after all these years they want to ban smoking everywhere, which isn't right { No, I'm a non smoker}
They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke.
2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator?
Nope, though I don't take the elevator to much!
2904. What's your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
The Shining
2905. Who should play the part of Superman?
It wouldn't matter to me cause I don't like Superman, well if Sam Elliott played it it I probably would watch
2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate's friends hang out?
Yes
2907. Doritos or Cheetos?
Neither
2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day?
No, Twice a day
2911. Should I stop making question swith multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question?
It doesn't matter
2912. What gives your ego a boost?
Not much
2913. What knocks your ego down?
Me being stupid
2914. Live and let live or live and let die?
Live and let live
2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst's art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldedhyde?
That sounds intriguing
2916. Why is it that 70 percent of americans Do Not want to go to war with Iraq and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway?
Because the balance of power in this country is screwy
Is this democracy?
Yes
2917. Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:
One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.
OR
Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.
Which life do you choose?
One
WHY?
I would be with my family!
2918. Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?
Good question!
Should there be?
Yes
What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?
Someone being themself
2919. If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?
No, I don't get offened easy
2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?
Previous proof that it works
2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?
I'd beat the crap out of him and then tell my brothers so they would go and beat the crap out of him.
2922. What do you represent?
Mysterious
2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?
flowers:Love you
slippers:You have cold feet
candles:Took time to pick something out
diamond necklace:I have money! Watch me buy stuff
gift certificate:I had no idea what to get you
cash:I didn't have no time to look for any thing
books:Hope you know how to read
2924. Have you ever completed a paint by number?
It's been years
If yes of what?/
Horses, Birds, Panda Bears and I don't know what else
2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?
About Christmas 2011 with our great neice and nephews
2926. What have you been caught doing?
Trying to get out off bed when I wasn't suppose to when I was in the hospital last month
2927. Does temptation make you do what you love?
Nope, doing what I love makes me do what I love
2928. Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?
Nope, Not that I see
2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?
Is that what those papers are that comes with the items. Never read any
2930. Will yu ever reach your full potential?
I really really hope so
2931. Who is your biggest fan?
The love of my life
2932. Who do you take care of?
My Husband and my Two Babies Princess And Angel
Who takes care of you?
My husband
2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?
That would certainly change things
If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?
Everyone needs a lawyer but, no if I felt if the client was completely wrong he/she would have to find another lawyer
2934. Is it sexy in here or is it just me?
My sexy hubby is here
2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?
I would draw a smiley or a flower or something snazzy like that
2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?
I haven't done that in years...I use to be able to make a swan and a boat.
2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?
Be genuine, be kind, be polite
2938. What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?
Never came up with anything
2939. Do you like answering questions about:
your life?Sure
your taste?Yup
tv?Sure
music?Yes
art?Not really, I don't know to much about art
politics?No, I'll pass, don't like to talk about politics
life?Is this different from My Life? Ya
religion?Not really
issues?Long as it's not politics
sex?Why not
loved ones?Of course
favorites?Yup
objects?Yup
math?I guess so
philosophy?No
hypothetical situations?Yes
things that require lots of thought?Those are the best
2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?
Everything else as bake sales and every other kind
2941. What would you think of a new reality tv game show where real life criminals on death row competed in life threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentance?
Did you know that they are considering making this a show?
Would you watch it?
I don't watch reality shows
2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to?
Paper Roses by Marie Osmaond
2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like?
I haven't watched cartoons for a long time, but it would be Scooby Doo
2944. If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
Anything is possible
2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
It's the shape of the shirt
2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?
Yes I would
If so how?
I wouldn't go that way
2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?
Chop it off
2947. If you are a girl have you ever experianced penis envy?
JR would say so, yes. He'd have quite a bit to say about Tam
If you are a guy would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?
2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)
"....that learning can be fun and engaging activity.
2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?
Buy an outfit from their store and check out the company and get familiar with what they have and sell. I am energitic and have a positive attitude,flexible hours
2950. How do you stop pop up ads?
Got a pop up blocker
2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???
I'd just wait until the bus came and explain my situation. Most bus drivers I'v come across are pretty lenient with that kind of stuff if people seem to be sincere. If not like I always say, Walking ain't crowded
2952. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?
About half an hour, It's pretty organized now
2953. Make up a nickname for your bedroom:
Sexy
2954. What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)
There they are a-standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,
That's what the showman said
2955. Where ARE the wild things?
In my husbands pants
2956. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?
All 6 cd's of Tracy Byrd
2957. Let's play Jeapordy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-)
I'll give some answers..you give the questions.
Ready? Begin.
The answer is:
Purple
What is the primary color of McDald's Grimace?
Yellow
What is a chrmatically-titled Coldplay song?
Candle
Want is something you light and gives off a smell?
Pepsi
What is coka-cola's main competitor?
Peace
What does the world need?
Lisa
What is the eldest daughter of the Simpson's name?
Cotton
What is a white, fluffy material used for making clothes, among other things?
Flag
What is American's red, white and blue?
42
What is 6 x 7?
2958. Pick a letter.
T
List some great words starting with that letter:
Trustwothy....Trustful.....Tasteful.....Taunting
2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care?
Only if i'm a non-Beatle
2960. Have you told your parents you love them today?
I had told them I love & miss them....My mother passed away 21 years ago and my dad passed away a year and half ago
2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?
The numberson pencils indicate the hardness of the lead, with larger numbers indicating harder leads.
2962. Have you ever cross-dressed?
Nope
2963. Are we living in a world without end?
Doubtful
2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave?
This species disappointed me
2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?
Not really
2966. Are you singing in the rain?
Nope, I don't want to go out in the rain
2967. Should the sopranos actors ahve been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?
If they wanted to they should
2968. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?
I would say regular sex
2969. Is it time to switch to Decaf?
The only thing I dri aside from water and hot Chocolate is tea, and no, you don't get to take my caffeine out of it.
2970. Why is it that the truth hurts?
Because we're all more flawed than we care to think
2971. How do you feel about:
ticketmaster?It's great! Use it all the time
scalpers?Don't know never got anything off of scalpers, never wanted to
2972. What are you guilty of?
Loving my husband mor than live!
2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high?
sniffed glue:No
sniffed magic markers:No
ate paste:Nope
drank Nyquil, rRobitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug:Nope
'huffed' (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product:No
whip-its:Nope
2974. What gives you inner stregnth?
Willpower gives me my inner stregnth
2975. ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone?
Cookie Monster found them
2976. What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?
Sorry I buy a gift for someone I don't like
2977. If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?
Maybe
Why or why not?
The service has to be really really bad for me to skip the tip!
2978. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?
Who's not playin? Holler "aye"
2979. What Race/nationality was Jesus?
Holy
2980. What was one evening you'll never forget?
My wedding night
2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:
{1}
Among twenty snowy mountains,
The only moving thing
Was the eye ofthe blackbird.
{2}
I was of three minds,
Like a tree
In whinch there are three blackbirds
{3}
The Blackbird whirled in the autumn winds.
It was a small part of the pantomime
{4}
A man and a woman are one
A manand a woman and a blackbird are one.
{5}
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauti of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.
{6}
Icicles filled the long window
With barbaric glass.
The shadow of the blackbird
crossed it, to and fro.
The nood
Traced in the shadow
An indecipherable cause.
{7}
O thin men of Haddam,
Why do you imagine golden birds?
Do not see how the blackbird
Walks around the feet
Why do you imagine golden birds?
Do not see how the blackbird
Walks around the feet
Of woman about you?
{8}
I know noble accents
And lucid, inescapable rhythms;
But I know, too,
That the blackbird is involved
In what I know.
{8}
I know noble accents
And lucid, inescapable rhythms;
But I know, too,
That the blackbird is involved
In what I know.
{9}
When the blackbird flew out of sight,
It marked the edge
Of one of many circles
{10}
At the sight of blackbirds
Flying in a green light,
Even the bawds of euphony
Would cry out sharply.
{11}
He rode over Connecticut
In a glass coach.
Once, a fear pierced him,
In that he mistook
The shadow of his equipage
For blackbirds.
{12}
The river is moving.
The blackbird must be flying.
{13}
It was evening all afternoon.
It was snowing
And it was going to snow.
The blackbird sat
In the cedar-limbs.
"I think this is it, I haven't thought of it in along time, Hope I remembered it the right way"
Flying in a green light,
Even the bawds of euphony
Would cry out sharply.
{11}
He rode over Connecticut
In a glass coach.
Once, a fear pierced him,
In that he mistook
The shadow of his equipage
For blackbirds.
{12}
The river is moving.
The blackbird must be flying.
{13}
It was evening all afternoon.
It was snowing
And it was going to snow.
The blackbird sat
In the cedar-limbs.
"I think this is it, I haven't thought of it in along time, Hope I remembered it the right way"
2982. Trick or Treat?
Smell my feet, Give me something good to eat
2983. If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?
Monoply with real money sounds great
2984. Are you having trouble with aol 8.0?
I don't have aol
Or if you don't have aol...have you ever been to a podiatrist?
No
2985. If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?
1Thou shall not betray your friends, loved ones, nor strangers
2Thou shall be as Honest as is possible
3Thou shall be remain genuine, no matter what trail and tribulations may test you
4Thou shall be offer your love generously and love graciously
5Thou shall give thanks to your parents for giving you entrance into the world, and remind them that you love them often
6Thou shall love your children with generosity of heart, care and wisdon
7Thou shall stay true to yourself no matter how harshly tested
8Thou shall give thanks to the Power that'd be for the gifts life has rendered unto you
9Thou shall not curse life for the times when it seems to have turned against you
10Thou shall respect, love and appreciate all living things upon this earth, and bow to Nature's Bounty, Mystery and Splendour
2986. When people lose weight, where does it go?
It's still there it just shrinks
2987. Your mate/partner/wife or husband/longterm boy or girlfriend/etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity's attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweety as well(although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one night stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweeties one and only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say:
Celebrity or not, Pack your clothes! Cheating is Cheating
2988. Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?
Nope
if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?
If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?
Nope
2989. What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?
White and Whole Wheat
2990. Are you emotionaly articulate?
I'm emotionally spatacular, unfortunatey
2991. Does everything happen for a reason?
I believe so
2992. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?
Sure do
If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?
I think so
2993. Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?
Huh?
2994. Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?
Yes, but we won't discuss it here cause I don't feel like beins even more depress about it than I already am
Can you think of a window that has opened?
Moving to a new state can bring about some opened windows
2995. What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?
Things won't be created/invented unless they're needed by someone
Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:
courage?
No
survival skills?
Instinct
independance?
Yes
2996. What helps you to get over a Major heartache?
I wish I knew so I could get over mine
2997. Can you depend completely upon yourself?
Yes, If I had to
have you ever tried?
Partially
2998. How can you tell the differance between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?
The end of one part of my life the drama dying out and the begining of a beautiful in the next part in a new state drama free!!
2999. Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?
Yes, I read The Awakening
If not, I suggest that you do.
Already done
3000. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?
Yes, Indeed
Yes, Indeed
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